I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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