Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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