Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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