i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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