We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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