The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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