You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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