I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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