You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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