shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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