But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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