he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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