Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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