he was CRYING into my vagina
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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