I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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