Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
