I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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