She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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