she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Congratulations! We have a period
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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