New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
