there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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