I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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