My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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