You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
