I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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