But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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