Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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