singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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