marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It's blow job season.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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