I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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