Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
