So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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