try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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