He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
