forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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