Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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