It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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