and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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