oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
wanna go halves on a baby?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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