I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Come on in and take your pants off
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