Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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