don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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