He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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