just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I currently don't understand fingers.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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