i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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