Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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