So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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