I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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