im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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