the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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