woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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