i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
