i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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