Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
