we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Boobs are out for the taking
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We are all done wearing pants today
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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