So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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