So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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