Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Drake has all the answers
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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