is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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