And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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