I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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