I look better un-naked...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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